UPDATE ON BIG BUTTER JESUS AKA TOUCHDOWN JESUS

News Bulletin!

PETA, people for ethical treatment of animals, that liberal, vegan, anti-meat eating, as-much-free-publicity-as-one-can-possibly obtain fun-bunch, that occasionally place un-clad ladies in cages as a form of protest has offered their assistance in resurrecting the Big Butter Jesus statue in front of Solid Rock Church. PETA will pay for the new statue.

But…and this is quite a big But…The statue must say, “Blessed are the Merciful. Go Vegan” and have Jesus holding a lamb.

Solid Rock Church was savvy enough to know Jesus was not a vegan. You may recall HE served up an excellent fish dinner.

The church declined the offer.

An Act Of God

Touch Down Jesus – Big Butter Jesus; call it what you will.  The 62 foot statue of the head, arms and upper torso of Jesus that stands in front of Solid Rock Church was struck by lightening last night and has totally burned to the ground.

All that remains is a metal skeletal base.

 This statue stood along north bound Interstate 75, just south of the Monroe Ohio exit. It was considered by some to be an icon of our Lord and Savior and by other an eyesore. Say what you will, IMO it was a statue, that’s for certain.




Ironically the local fire department has declared this to be an act of God.

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