Friday, April 29, 2011

Obama's Birth Certificate

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Does anyone besides me think something is hinky about Barack Obama's recently released birth certificate?


Our Country was founded on the principals set forth in the Constitution.  U.S. law is based upon the Constitution. Due to this, it is a most valid issue to determine the legal birthplace of the United States President. Especially of a man who spent much of his childhood years in Indonesia.


Conservatives have been asking for President Obama to produce his birth certificate since he was elected. He produced a "short form."  Recently the Governor of Hawaii made a statement that Mr. Obama's birth certificate would be impossible to produce.


Donald Trump, whose motto is "With great money, comes great power" was able to coerce the State of Hawaii and the President to come up with a "long form" birth certificate.  Why did it take three years, for the President who promised a new era of government transparency?


Most of us at one time or another are required to present our birth certificate. I have my birth certificate and my wifes. Both were from a mimeograph stencil on plain paper. The borders are distinct and both of ours are stamped with an indelible seal.  In fairness, I will say I am nine years older than Mr. Obama. 


Consider the following points and click on the birth certificate at the bottom of the screen to view the issues.


1.  President Obama's birth certificate is printed green paper with a security background and does not have a seal.


2.  At the top of the page we see Single - Twin - Triplet.  There are X's above the words Twin and Triplet.  What is that all about?


3.  Mr. Obama was born August 4, 1961. His father did not sign the certificate until August 7th, 1961 and the Doctor did not sign it until August 8th, 1961.  The date accepted by local register is August 8th, 1961.  Odd?  Why is the bottom section that says, "Evidence for delayed filing or alteration" not filled in, since it was delayed?


4.  On the right side of the document there are some numbers written vertically.  2-9-9-1. What is the reason?


5.  The box next to the type of medical professional is smudged.  Didn't the doctor know he was an M.D.?


6.  There are some barely visible 0's written here.

7.  The signature of the register appears to be Ukelee.  Was his/her name Ukulele?  Most strange.


8.  It is signed and stamped "I certify this is a true copy or abstract record on file in the Hawaii department of health"  What is an abstract record and why is it in boldface?


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One last thought, and I do not want to sound racist, but in 1961 Black People were not listed as African, they were listed as Negro on legal documents.  Perhaps the word African was used in deference to his father being a citizen of Kenya.


I have included a link to a somewhat different birth certificate for Barack Obama that has different information, including the signature of his grandmother instead of his father. It also lists evidence for the delay (in filing).  I cannot validate the authenticity of this document, but I will say that it certainly does give a more realistic appearance of a 1961 birth certificate than the green form that was recently released.  As I say in my disclaimer, these are my opinions.



Sunday, April 24, 2011

Easter 2011

Thank you Johnny Hart for the Easter comic strips. They were always the best.

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Monday, April 11, 2011

When The Polar Bear Beat the Shit Out Of A T. Rex



The Bear came to see. The Bear came to play. There was no T. Rex anywhere on that day.  Bear sat in the woods and he made number two. For you see he’s a bear and that is what they do.  





When all of a sudden from over the hill, there came the T. Rex, the T. Rex named Bill. “Get ready to rumble,” said Bill the T. Rex.  The bear looked him over and tore into his neck. Bill the T. Rex took off his top hat. He was ready to fight; he would mash the bear flat. 

Then in a flurry from out of the blue, came a bevy of lawyers from the ACLU.  “Cease and desist,” the attorneys all stated, “Polar Bears are protected, it cannot be debated.” The bear took a swing with his powerful paw; the T. Rex fell down and started to crawl. Then a lawyer caught Bill by his terrible tail and served a subpoena and put him in jail.


So Missy and Julie and Chrissie and Bobby, don’t play with the bears, for it is not a good hobby. When you walk through the woods watch out for their feces and always recall they’re a protected species.


Sunday, April 10, 2011

Smiles

Most people smile because they are friendly.  Years ago I knew an attorney who was a prominent politician. He could of been demeaning you, hating you, or suing you for your last dollar, but he always did it with a smile.

The lesson from this was his smile was his mask.  It called to mind a childhood book about Davey Crockett that my Mother read to me.  The story goes that Davey Crockett had a grinning contest with a grizzly bear. Instead of fighting the grizzly, ol' Davey just grinned that critter away.

When you see a smile like this...


...run the other way.

Saturday, April 02, 2011

Koran Burning

Disgracing Christianity

Last September, some idiot in Florida who claims to be a Christian pastor decided it would be a great idea to burn a Koran.  Not content to announce this in the Church’s weekly pamphlet between the opening hymn and the sermon, he instead issued a press release.  

This was announced to the world and in the jolly old Middle East; this was cause for inciting a riot.  Of course, anything, having to do with Americans and Israel is cause for inciting a riot in the Middle East.  So all those men and boys wearing their nightshirts and sandals got out  guns, fired bullets in the air and burned effigies of the President and a few Bibles, while shouting “Death to America.”  Ladies were not invited, since they were not worthy nor actually considered people.

In the interim, these same rioters have executed several Christians, including an independent Bible publisher.  I have not seen a similar outrage in the United States.  Perhaps this was because one had to look beyond page 3 of the paper to find this news.  Besides, it did not have to do with any sports team winning, which is a justified cause for a riot.

After government pressure including a call from the President and the FBI, the pastor backed off and did not burn a Koran.

Pastor Terry Jones is behind the deaths of UN Workers
Unfortunately, the Press and therefore the public lost interest in the Pastor and his church, thus making the pastor and church very sad.  So the pastor got the congregation together and roasted a Koran then made an announcement in the form of another press release.  So far a reported 20 people that ran a U.N. mission were killed in retaliation, with another 83 people wounded.  However, this so-called Christian jackass has proved his point.  Korans are flammable.





Jesus commanded us to love God and love one another.  He told us to judge not the you might not be judged.  I may be incorrect, but I have not read anything in the Bible instructing us to hate another persons beliefs and incite violence.

It is not my job to pass judgment, but I am of the opinion that the blood of these people is on the hands of Pastor Terry Jones.  May the world recognize you for the self serving  garbage that you are and the blight you have caused to our faith in a loving God.