Whore Shoes

Last week I created the game “Weinergate,” which has unfortunately become passé since Rep Weiner is no longer news fodder.


However today, I am pleased to announce the creation of another game. While out shopping, I watched the young women walk by.  Their fashionable and provocative footwear became inspiration for:

 The Game of Whore Shoes.

It is played in a similar manner to the game of Horseshoes, however instead of pieces of iron, bent into a “C” shape, the player tosses ladies shoes.

Regulations mandate the shoes be made of black, red or pink patent leather or plastic and have 5” stiletto heels, or shoes that show the bare foot with a lot of straps and 5” stiletto heels, or be thigh-high black leather boots with 5” stiletto heels. Really, any woman’s shoe that you feel is unusually trashy should work.

• Each player gets a turn to through his or her shoe at a stake, which is 40 feet away.

• If it lands within 6” of the stake, the player gets 1 point.

• If the sole and heel of the shoe abuts the stake, the player has scored a ringer and the player receives 5 points.

• If the shoe lands on top of the stake, the player gets 10 points.

• The game is over after 20 pitches and won by the player with the highest score.

All you need to get started is a pair of street walker shoes that you think a hooker or a fashionable teen-aged girl would wear, and two metal stakes.

Start playing and have a great time!