2. Eat potato chips while talking on the phone. The constant crunching drives them crazy.
3. Do your dishes while talking to the service representative. The clanking of the plates and running water is amplified on the representatives phone.
5. Turn the TV or Radio up real loud.
6. Make certain you have a house full of people that talk very loud when you call your service representative.
7. When making important decisions on your insurance or retirement plans and investments or when speaking with your doctor or lawyer's office, do this on a cell phone while driving on the Interstate. Let the representative know that you are unable to take any notes or phone numbers since you are busy driving.
9. While on the phone, excuse yourself, then scream at your spouse, kids or relative.
11. Excuse yourself and in a loud voice scream, "Honey, what did you do with my underwear?" This will burn a lasting visual image in the reps mind of you talking to them in your "all-together" with your love-handles, pot-belly and stretch marks being exposed.