A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her
buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we
can have her shipped back home for $5,000.
The husband thought about
it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.
The undertaker asked him,
"why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a
beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"
The husband replied,
"Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose
from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!"
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