A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked
up three cans, but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell
this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management
wants proof that you are buying this for your cat."
So the lady went home,
brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. . . .
The next day, she tried
to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn't buy them without
proof. So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food. . .
.
One day later, she
brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her
finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in
there."
The lady assured her
that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.
So the cashier put her
finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells
like crap." . . .
The lady replied,
"It is. I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."
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