News Bulletin!
PETA,
people for ethical treatment of animals,
that liberal, vegan, anti-meat eating, as-much-free-publicity-as-one-can-possibly obtain fun-bunch, that occasionally place un-clad ladies in cages as a form of protest has offered their assistance in resurrecting the Big Butter Jesus statue in front of Solid Rock Church. PETA will pay for the new statue.
But…and this is quite a big But…The statue must say, “Blessed are the Merciful. Go Vegan” and have Jesus holding a lamb.
Solid Rock Church was savvy enough to know Jesus was not a vegan. You may recall HE served up an excellent fish dinner.
The church declined the offer.
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