Sunday, October 18, 2015

You May Be A Muslim


If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor; you may be a Muslim.

If you own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes; You may be a Muslim.

If you have more wives, than teeth; You may be a Muslim.

If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean; You may be a Muslim.

If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide; You may be a Muslim.

If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against; You may be a Muslim.

If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing; You may be a Muslim.

If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four; You may be a Muslim.

If you get all hot and bothered seeing a woman's bare ankle; You may be a Muslim.

If your cousin is President of the United States; You may be a Muslim.

If you find this offensive or racist; You may be a Muslim.

If you are a Muslim and disagree with the above stereotypes, then why don't you do something to change the attitude of those extremists who want the world to return to the 12th century?

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