Can 2020 get anymore stupid? If the past is an indicator of the future, I suppose the answer is yes.
2020 Persian Gulf Crisis |
In response Iran launches a ballisitic missile attack on nearby US military bases injuring at least 60 service men. The Democratic response is to hold a Presidential debate with six candidates posturing ridiculous goals and promises.
What A Pervert Looks Like |
The media concentrates on the pervert Harvey Weinstein.
116th Democratic Congressional Leaders |
The Gang of Four |
2020 Iowa Caucus |
By February the famous Iowa Caucus is held and becomes a joke when the voting system becomes broken. President Trump, while being impeached, delivers the State of the Union Address to Congress, and gives Rush Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Janitors are called in to clean up the fecal matter on the Democratic floor of the House.
Trump Acquitted |
President Trump is acquitted of all charges by February 5th. We may never know how much tax money the Democratic held Congress has spent for this sham impeachment. We will also never know how much money the victims of those unfortunates the were investigated by this tribunal have incurred in legal expenses to save their necks.
Hunter and Joe Biden |
In my opinion perhaps the worst that has come out of this trial is that Presidential hopeful Joe Biden allowed his son to be entangled in running Burisma, a Ukrainian gas company due to his influence as the vice president under President Obama. His son's employment was linked to United States loan guarantees to the country.
Princess Cruise Ship Evacuated |
And now Corona Virus makes it’s entry when 300 Americans are evacuated from the Princess Cruise ship. 14 people have come down with the disease. Thus begins the global pandemic. Later in the year, Princess Cruise lines, a foreign business, will ask the United States for monetary assistance due to their lack of business.
Wells Fargo Scandal |
The Democratic caucus are held, but the Republicans cancel their caucuses.
Mayor Catherine Pugh Sentenced |
The liberal mayor of Baltimore is sentenced to three years in prison for corruption.
Trump signs a peace deal with the Taliban while his impeachment continues.
Good-bye Tom and Pete |
Democratic presidential candidate Tom Steyer, and total idiot Pete Buttigieg suspend the campaigns due to lack of public interest in either man.
Bernie Wins Democrats Abroad |
Socialist candidate Bernie Sanders handily wins the Democrats Abroad Primary causing J. Edgar Hoover to spin at 90,000 rpm’s in his grave.
March 6th and 7th is when all hell hits when the first cases of COVID-19 aka The Virus Formerly Known As Corona occur in Florida, West Virginia, the West Coast, and Washington DC. Festivals announce they are closing for this year.
Officer Kenneth Walker - Breonna Taylor |
Millions of workers are sent home as business close due to the pandemic. President Trump signs into law the Families First Coronavirus Response Act into law and announces he will invoke the Defense Production Act to improve U.S. medical resources.
He also directed the Housing and Urban Development Department (HUD) to suspend evictions and foreclosures until the end of April. He also announces the temporary closure of the Canada–United States border; cross-border trade will continue.
2 Trillion Dollar Stimulus |
By the end of March there are more than 163,000 and more than 3,000 deaths from COVID-19 in the United States.
President Trump depoys anti-drug Navy Ships and AWAC planes near Venezuela to slow drug trafficking from this country.
Republican West Virginia Governor is sentenced to pay a fine of $5 million for mine violations found in mines that he owns.
Bernie Sanders Quits Presidential Race |
Michigan Governor Charged |
By now 22 million Americans file unemployment claims because of the COVID lock down and business closures. President Trump signs a $483 billion dollar law into effect to rescue small businesses.
US Economy Shrinks |
The Department of Commerce reports that the U.S. economy shrank by 4.8% in the first quarter of 2020, its most severe contraction since 2008. This is due to business closure and the COVID pandemic.
Giant Murder Hornet |
In early May, the United States faces and invasion of giant murder hornets. The media goes wild.
General Michael Flynn Cleared |
The Department of Justice drops it's investigation of former Trump Security Advisor General Michael Flynn citing the fact, "Oh we were just messing around. Sorry for everything. Have a nice day". Democrats purchase more Depends to contain themselves, but pursue investigating the investigators.
George Floyd being restrained |
By the end of May Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin is caught on camera restraining George Floyd, who is Black, by kneeling on his neck. Floyd repeats that he cannot breath, but this goes unnoticed.
Minneapolis Rioting and Burning |
Rayshawn Brooks struggles with police |
Seattle's Idiot Zone |
The governor of Seattle allows an autonomous zone to be established by a bunch of filthy depraved rioters.
When the Police are Defunded |
The outcry of "Defund the Police" is echoed throughout the Country. This of course is a genius idea, especially when there is a crime or accident and you need protection or help. Two shootings and deaths occurred in Seattle's autonomous zone and police were not allowed to intervene.
Washington DC rioters |
In my opinion those protesting have forgotten the original cause they are rebelling for, and just in it to wreak havoc. It has been proven that many of these participants are from radical left wing groups who want a revolution.
President Trump Tulsa OK Speech |
Joe Biden remains at home in his basement as of this writing.
The Masked Singers |
If you wear a mask when you sing, I’m not sure if that contains the ‘aerosol’, but what do I know?
Couple Arrested |
In other California news, a White couple was arrested and charged with a hate crime after they painted over a Black Lives Matter mural that they claimed was offensive to them. They can each receive a year in prison.
People Not Arrested |
Excuse me, but are we not continuing to see statues vandalized with BLM painted on them, being torn down, and stores looted because people found they were offensive? Is there a dual standard?
Diocese To Receive $8 Million From Federal Government |
I guess separation of church and state only applies if it doesn’t come to receiving money.
Hillary Could Have Saved Us! |
Hillary Clinton tweeted last week that she could of prevented the pandemic deaths if she was president.
May I remind you that Hillary could not prevent four deaths Bengazi, and besides she lied about the cause of that tragedy.
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