Then in a flurry from out of the blue, came a bevy of lawyers from the ACLU. “Cease and desist,” the attorneys all stated, “Polar Bears are protected, it cannot be debated.” The bear took a swing with his powerful paw; the T. Rex fell down and started to crawl. Then a lawyer caught
Bill by his terrible tail and served a subpoena and put him in jail.
So Missy and
Julie and Chrissie and Bobby, don’t play with the bears, for it is not a good hobby. When you walk through the woods watch out for their feces and always recall they’re a protected species.