Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Mormon Underwear

Not only did I have a great Easter holiday this year, but I learned something new. Mormons have to wear special holy underware. I did not know that. This fact was brought to my attention by my friend Otto, who is a former pastor. I figure he should know.

I am not familiar with other Christian groups that have denominational skivvies. I may have to look into their underware to get to the bottom of this. 

Mormons actually have specially designed underoos built to legal specifications set in place by those who are in charge of the Temple. Seriously!


So this brings into question why don't Baptist have special Baptist underwear or Presbyterian have special Presbyterian underwear.

I honestly think the Lutherans Do have special underwear. They call them boxer shorts and white cotton grandma panties.

Mormon underwear, who knew?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Can I have Mitt's style as a bumper sticker??