There is much talk these days regarding the Swine Flu. How do I know if I have it? What are the symptoms?
If you experience any of the following conditions, you may have the Swine Flu:
1. Your ears become elongated.
2. You have a protruberance from your tailbone that resembles a curly tail.
3. Your flatuence smells like bacon.
My friend seek medical help. You have the Swine Flu.