BACK IN MY DAY...

by BOUDINOT MONTANA
Back in my day we all sat too close to the idiot box and there was only 3 channels to watch.
Back in my day we played Cowboys and Indians.
Back in my day we drank Kool-Aid that we made with 2 cups of white sugar.
Back in my day a candy bar costs 5 cents and was bigger than it is today.
Back in my day your shirt was made in a mill in New Jersey.
Back in my day we dialed the telephone, because there was a dial on the telephone
Back in my day, there was diet food. It tasted like crap, so not too many people needed to go on diets.


Back in my day Aids was a diet candy, pot was what your mom cooked in and crack was something in the sidewalk.