Tuesday, July 18, 2006

A Double Shot For Today

A harp seal walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and yells "Hey bartender! Get me a drink!" The bartender walks over and says "So what'll it be?" The seal replies "Anything but a Canadian Club."

A cowboy comes riding into town, goes to a hotel and asks for a room. The attendant says, "Ya here for the hangin'?

The cowboy asks, "Whose gettin' hung?"

"Why it's the Brown Paper Cowboy. He wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, a brown paper vest and brown paper trousers."

"What's he gettin' hung for?" asks the cowboy.

The attendant says, "Rustlin' "

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