A harp seal walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and yells "Hey bartender! Get me a drink!" The bartender walks over and says "So what'll it be?" The seal replies "Anything but a Canadian Club."
A cowboy comes riding into town, goes to a hotel and asks for a room. The attendant says, "Ya here for the hangin'?
The cowboy asks, "Whose gettin' hung?"
"Why it's the Brown Paper Cowboy. He wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, a brown paper vest and brown paper trousers."
"What's he gettin' hung for?" asks the cowboy.
The attendant says, "Rustlin' "
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