Friday, July 14, 2006
Today's Groaner
I once saw this pirate at a bar. He had a peg leg, an eyepatch, and a hook for a hand.
I’m a nosey guy, so I asked him "How'd ya get the peg leg?"
"AARRGGH, I was fightin' a huge shark, thrashin around in the water, and I killed the varmint, but it chewed off me leg." He repies.
So I asked him, "How'd ya get the hook?"
"AARRGGHH” ,says he, “ the very next trip, I was reelin' in a giant fightin' barracuda, and I finally landed him after two days, but the rope tore off me arm."
Me being the curious sort, I had to just ask "OK, so how'd ya get the eye patch?"
And he tells me, "AARRGGH, shortly after that, I was standin on me porch, and a seagull crapped in me eye."
I was puzzled and I said, "That's nothing compared with the other stories, why do you have an eyepatch?"
He replies, "It was me first day with the hook."
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