Beckfield College has a great commercial and a great jingle.
“We’re Beckfield College,
What do you want out of life?”
“It has a great beat and is dance able. I’d give it a 10 Dick”
(You’d have to remember American Bandstand for that allusion)
Why don’t most universities have a school jingle?
“Come to Harvard, our school is great
and our professors are top rate”
“Yale is the school for you
We have skull and crossbones too”
“You ought to go to MIT
for your engineer degree”
They could run these on FOX affiliates late at night after the Girls Gone Wild commercials.
I’d bet they would generate a lot of interest.