Once upon a time there lived a princess in an enchanted kingdom.
She met a handsome prince and was going to marry him rule alongside him in his kingdom. However the prince never showed up for the wedding. So she and her friends had a great time anyway
And she lived alone for the rest of her life and never had to clean her apartment or pick up after the prince or wash his dirty clothes, listen to him snore or wipe off the toilet seat. She could go wherever she wanted and do as she pleased. And she lived happily ever after.